Article 01
Patent Memes
Connect your Solana wallet and file a fake patent for your meme, phrase, image, or idea.
Internet Patent Office · Section 1
Officially Unofficial · Est. 2026
Welcome to the Internet Patent Office .
The first Solana meme coin where holders can patent memes to their wallet and protect absolutely nothing.
File fake patents. Generate official-looking certificates. Claim your meme before another degen right-clicks it.
We own nothing.
We claim everything.
Right-clicking is a crime.
Form IP-01
No. 042069
The Internet Patent Office
Certificate of Alleged Intellectual Property
This certifies that the holder has allegedly invented, originated, or otherwise claimed cultural ownership of the meme described herein, in accordance with the bylaws of the Internet Patent Office.
Title
Penguin holding gavel
Wallet
7xK9…a21F
Status
Patent Pending
Filed
April 25, 2026
Issued by the Internet Patent Office · $IP
SEAL
OF
NONE
— OFFICIAL —
PATENT
PENDING
$IP · UNENFORCEABLE
Wallet · 7xK9…a21F
Status · Officially Unofficial
Right-click is a crime
$IP · Officially Unofficial·
Patent No. IP-042069·
We own nothing. We claim everything.·
Built for screenshot criminals·
Certified by absolutely no government·
Right-clicking is a crime·
$IP · Officially Unofficial·
Patent No. IP-042069·
We own nothing. We claim everything.·
Built for screenshot criminals·
Certified by absolutely no government·
Right-clicking is a crime·
Filing 01 · About
What is $IP?
$IP is a Solana meme coin built around the Internet Patent Office — a parody patent system where users can connect their wallet, file a meme patent, and generate a shareable certificate. The patent is fake. The meme is real. The culture is the utility.
Filed under: parody · meme · solana
Article 02
Claim Culture
Your patent certificate is tied to your wallet address and displayed in the public registry.
Internet Patent Office · Section 2
Article 03
Share the Proof
Generate a clean certificate image and post it to X so everyone knows you allegedly invented it first.
Internet Patent Office · Section 3
Statement of the Office"We do not enforce. We do not litigate. We do not exist. We simply stamp."
— The Internet Patent Office
Filing 02 · Utility
Patent a Meme.
Connect your Solana wallet, submit your meme, and receive an official fake patent certificate from the Internet Patent Office.
Heads up: filings are parody. Patents are tied to your wallet, displayed in the public registry, and can be downloaded or shared on X. Right-clickers may still right-click.
Office filing form · wallet required
Wallet Required
Connect your wallet to file a patent.
The Office requires a Solana public address before issuing fake certificates. Don't worry — your dignity is the only thing at stake.
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Patent No. will be assigned on filing
Filing 03 · Token
$IP Token.
$IP powers the Internet Patent Office — the fake institution for fake patents, real memes, and wallet-based cultural claims.
- Connect wallet to file meme patents
- Associate patents with wallet addresses
- Unlock premium certificate styles
- Access holder-only patent templates
- Appear in the public patent registry
- Earn legal ranks based on holdings
- Share certificates across X and Telegram
Not financial advice. $IP is a meme coin and parody project. Nothing on this website is an offer, a guarantee, or a substitute for thinking.
Token Datasheet · $IP
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Filing 04 · FAQ
Frequently doubted questions.
Sworn answers from the Office of Things That Are Definitely Not Real. Read carefully. Or don't. Nothing about it is binding.